And don't get me started on the Dirksen elevator. How long does it take them to fix it?

Any guesses?

Just when you thought the food in Dirksen couldn't get any worse...

Yeah, well at least you haven't had the "Spicy Mussel Soup" on the House side.  I tried it once and spent my entire evening thinking about what I had done to myself. 

Just when you thought the food in Dirksen couldn't get any worse...

Have you ever wondered why there are so few Asian-American staffers? 

This was forwarded to me by someone on Rockefeller's staff:

"Apparently, 'The Hill' newspaper is polling all offices on whether they read the Iraq NIE of 2002.

"I wanted to set the record straight and make sure that everyone knows that the Intelligence Committee did not keep a record of which members read the NIE."