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Posts for June 18, 2007

Is it just me or has the hill gotten a lot uglier since the Democrats took control?

Absolutely right. We need to keep our nation's Capitol prettyand wholesome. And I believe I speak for many of our repbulican colleagues when I say, "too many black people around here too."  I just wish there were some way to round up all the ugly people and blacks and gays and put them in some kind of camp.  You know, keep their populations "concentrated."

6/18/2007 - 10:32 pm

Is this supposed to be one of those "they followed us home" moment?  pretty weak.

6/18/2007 - 6:34 pm

check out the drudge siren alert... That's just a GOP scare tactic

6/18/2007 - 6:09 pm

Yeah, I'm not sure I buy it. Why would the Taliban warn us about these attacks in advance? If they were going to attack, they'd just do it. Doesn't make much sense. This seems like straight-up propogranda.

6/18/2007 - 6:09 pm

Or you could say, "Brian Ross, the man who brought you Mark Foley uncensored, reports on the Taliban live and in the US."  But whatever, check out the drudge siren works too...

6/18/2007 - 6:00 pm

check out the drudge siren alert...

6/18/2007 - 5:53 pm

Good question.  There are a lot of folks in Washington to call "incompetent" or "losers" so I don't expect Reid to cease anytime soon.

6/18/2007 - 5:32 pm

So do all my emails from Reid's staff. How many press releases can they send out in one day?

6/18/2007 - 5:29 pm

Dear Colleagues go in my recycle bin.

6/18/2007 - 5:28 pm

re: "vaunted," my sarcasm was obviously lost on you...the whole dear colleague system is clearly a huge joke, but every once in a while I receive something that is both timely and worthwhile, which gives me pause about totally removing myself from the distribution list.  The people who send out Dear colleagues bcc, so as to bypass my intricately designed folder system, also chap my ass in a major way.    

6/18/2007 - 5:28 pm

Here, here. No more legal size!

6/18/2007 - 5:22 pm

When was the Dear Colleague system ever "vaunted?"  We all know that 90% of the shit that happens around here doesn't have anything to do with Dear Colleagues.

6/18/2007 - 5:21 pm

To add to the Dear Colleauge complaints, stop using legal size.  Fit your shit on a letter size piece of paper, use the back if you must, but seriously enough with this legal size crap. 

6/18/2007 - 5:19 pm

I just reply to the obnoxious ones and tell them that I don't generally need to see a DC more than once a week...

6/18/2007 - 5:18 pm

I can't stand these fricking staffers whose only apparent job is to send out the same dear colleagues incessantly.  How many times do you need to ask if my boss wants to sponsor some stupid resolution that is probably going nowhere?  Moreover, must they insist on including attachments or scanning in an original of the signed dear colleague to let us know it is "legit?"  I get a barrage of 1-6 MB dear colleagues every day after I leave the office, which of course makes me exceed my inbox size limit, prompting even more annoying e-mails.  WTF?  To save the integrity of the vaunted Dear Colleague system, something must be done.    

6/18/2007 - 5:14 pm

that pic of Malkin just makes me want to barf, it looks like coulters getting ready to get mouth fucked

6/18/2007 - 5:09 pm

ahhh, good times. 

6/18/2007 - 5:07 pm

I gotta say, even though I am a Republican with a case of Yellow Fever, Michelle Malkin just isnt attractive. 

6/18/2007 - 5:06 pm

why is it all women...and Janet Reno? 

6/18/2007 - 4:59 pm

eh, I didn't make it, I just laughed at it too so I posted it for shits and giggles

6/18/2007 - 4:58 pm

is it really fair to call Andrea Dworkin a Democrat?

6/18/2007 - 4:57 pm

Debbie Schlussel, seriously?  Why not include Eva Braun on your "hot conservative" list while you're at it?  Also, Laura Bush clearly does not belong on there.

I do have to admit I kind of have a thing for Laura Ingraham, though.  Props to you guys for that one.

6/18/2007 - 4:56 pm

oh please.  how many dem commentators are there on TV at all?  if you're using such tiny samples of elites, allow me to enter virtually all of Hollywood as evidence.

perhaps the median dem is less attractive because their success is determined on the basis of more criteria than just fealty and hotness

6/18/2007 - 4:54 pm

Coulter is an aging cougar for sure, but she doesn't take anything away from anyone, except maybe someone's dignity and self-respect from time to time.  Overall, statistics are hard to argue with and there's maybe 1 moderately attractive D commentator on TV, and those are supposed to be their face-people.    

6/18/2007 - 4:48 pm

God bless Dennis Kucinich.  I'm glad someone has the balls to go down to the House floor and defend the much maligned and misunderstood President of Iran, whatever his name is.  Good peeps defending the honor of other good peeps.  That's what it's all about.   

6/18/2007 - 4:42 pm

Ann Coulter's not the hottest but look at Cindy Sheehan or Hillary RodMan Cliton 

6/18/2007 - 4:42 pm

red states have a higher obesity rate.

6/18/2007 - 4:41 pm

If Democrats are identified as ugly, then how to explain (M)Ann Coulter?

6/18/2007 - 4:40 pm

The tomatos should be reserved for only those times we are in session past 8PM. I could go for that.

6/18/2007 - 4:39 pm

The tomatos should be reserved for only those times we are in session past 8PM.  

6/18/2007 - 4:31 pm

its every thursday in the sleepy senate--we need a house tradition?  maybe rock the madras on tuesdays? thoughts? Open Bar in the gallery and tomatos to throw?

6/18/2007 - 4:29 pm

I'm just saying that for the most part, Democrats tend to be uglier or ugly people tend to identify more with Democrats.  (Classic chicken-egg scenario).  Probably because ugly people are usually always pissed off and spiteful of people who are successful and attractive and thus try to destroy them by taxing them to death.  They can then define themselves as successful, even though they haven't done anything worthwhile in their pitiful existence except harp about how much America sucks.  And of course they then have even less fortunate people - who they keep in a state of perpetual helplessness - gullibly tell them they are heroes.  Ugly heroes, but at least that's better than nothing.   

6/18/2007 - 4:25 pm

its every thursday in the sleepy senate--we need a house tradition?  maybe rock the madras on tuesdays? thoughts?

6/18/2007 - 4:25 pm

the domenici comedy hour is back.

6/18/2007 - 4:24 pm

more energy debate in the senate. wo-hoo!!

6/18/2007 - 4:18 pm

isn't it only on thursdays, is it EVERY thursday?

6/18/2007 - 4:17 pm

Seersucker on ONE day a week.  We are the GOP--lets have some class.  

6/18/2007 - 4:16 pm

how about a GOP majority, no code pink, and happy constituents in conservative attire, but no seersuckers... that sounds good to me!

6/18/2007 - 4:12 pm

ahh, the sensible middleground.

6/18/2007 - 4:04 pm

Isn't there a happy medium somewhere between the aforementioned seersucker/croakie nightmare and trannies wearing code pink shirts aimlessly walking the halls to protest the issue de jour?

6/18/2007 - 4:02 pm

Is it just me or has the hill gotten a lot uglier since the

Democrats took control?...
You're absolutely right.  Please, take us back to the days when seersucker filled the Senate hallways like a hideous optical illusion.  Or when you couldn't walk five feet without tripping over someone's lost croakies.  Better yet, let's get rid of all the interested constituents who have the nerve to walk the halls of these public buildings, and bring it back to the "grand old" days when they were too scared to set foot.  You couldn't sound more hypocritically elitist if you tried. 

6/18/2007 - 3:57 pm

yes. you're right. congress is a lot uglier these days. but while it would be nice if everyone here was beautiful, i really like the protesters and their wacky antics. they bring some much-needed color to the place.

6/18/2007 - 3:56 pm

Iphone's suck, they have such low mem and are expensive as hell

6/18/2007 - 3:54 pm

Amen brother! 

6/18/2007 - 3:51 pm

Is it just me or has the hill gotten a lot uglier since the
Democrats took control?  I'm not just talking about the
changeover staff-wise.  The large groups of malcontents parading
around the halls who have made the cafeterias their homes and unusable for
staff are equally harsh on the eyes.  I have a hard time believing that as
much as the Democrats love the trappings of the majority, they wouldn't turn
back the clock to the aesthetic character of the previous Congresses if they
could.  

6/18/2007 - 3:48 pm

Not surprised. CongressDaily: "Waxman Claims 'Extensive Destruction' Of RNC E-Mail White House use of RNC e-mail accounts
is more extensive than previously known, while the "extensive
destruction" of e-mails points to widespread violations of the
Presidential Records Act, according to the House Government Reform and
Oversight Committee. The committee's conclusions are part of an interim
report released today by Government Reform and Oversight Chairman
Waxman on the panel's investigation of the White House use of e-mail
accounts maintained by the RNC. The evidence has prompted the committee
to open yet another front in the investigation of Attorney General
Gonzales, who as White House counsel may have known about the use of
RNC accounts for official communications but did nothing to ensure the
e-mails were preserved, according to the report. "The evidence obtained
by the committee indicates that White House officials used their RNC
e-mail accounts in a manner that circumvented" requirements of the
Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of records,
the report states."

6/18/2007 - 3:40 pm

even better

6/18/2007 - 3:39 pm

no, a hairy dude.

6/18/2007 - 3:27 pm

i'll sleep with anyone in exchange for an iphone. any takers?
Are you a hot lady?

6/18/2007 - 3:26 pm

White House offices being evacuated...

6/18/2007 - 3:23 pm

i'll sleep with anyone in exchange for an iphone. any takers?

6/18/2007 - 2:45 pm

if you're an intern, the trick is to wear as little as possible, so take that into account. awesome.

6/18/2007 - 2:33 pm

favorite blog... whyihatedc

6/18/2007 - 2:31 pm

personally i have two suits cleaned at the end of each week.  and rotate the three i own.  that might be a bit much though. 

but if you're an intern, the trick is to wear as little as possible, so take that into account.

6/18/2007 - 2:30 pm

CNN Sucks, in fact most TV news does that same shit, pretty white woman missing lets focus on that!

6/18/2007 - 2:20 pm

how often should a suit be dry cleaned? or how many times can you wear
a suit before it need to be cleaned? obviously, a number of factors are
involved, but i'm just wondering what the typical protocol is on this.

If it's sarting to smell, get it cleaned 

6/18/2007 - 2:19 pm

note to cnn: i don't give a shit about missing, pregnant woman/drag race crashes/etc. cover some fucking news. seriously. 

6/18/2007 - 2:17 pm

how often should a suit be dry cleaned? or how many times can you wear a suit before it need to be cleaned? obviously, a number of factors are involved, but i'm just wondering what the typical protocol is on this. 

6/18/2007 - 2:14 pm

anyone of know of any staff-written blogs? done anonymously or otherwise?

6/18/2007 - 1:20 pm

smart. smart. i hadn't thought of that.

6/18/2007 - 1:14 pm

that's why you bring "coffee"

6/18/2007 - 12:48 pm

it's only monday morning, and i'm already looking to drown my sorrows.

6/18/2007 - 12:34 pm

are there any good bars around here?

6/18/2007 - 12:31 pm

man, how is ted stevens still in the senate? he may not be there much longer.

6/18/2007 - 12:19 pm

What do they actually make you interns do these days anyway? play softball and/or sit on the mall...

6/18/2007 - 12:17 pm

What do they actually make you interns do these days anyway?  Give tours, answer phones, turn tricks.

6/18/2007 - 12:05 pm

great. more immigration debate. just what i need: 200 calls a day from raving lunatics.

6/18/2007 - 11:54 am

What do they actually make you interns do these days anyway?  

6/18/2007 - 9:48 am

Yes sir....

6/18/2007 - 9:44 am

Are there any other interns out there?   Go file something! 

6/18/2007 - 9:41 am

I just drank somone else's drink on accident... I feel gross

6/18/2007 - 9:21 am

right here!

6/18/2007 - 9:15 am